My friend needs a leash

So y'all probably all heard about wurst fest this past week. If any of y'all went y'all know how insane it was! those kinds of things usually are not my favorite but this i actually enjoyed. The only bad part is that my friend disappeared. The funny thing is that this it literally happens every time we go out. Its not that she disappears with guys in a scandalous way she just always makes new friends so fast and I will literally turn away for 5 seconds and turn back around and she is gone. She also always some how gets lost and has to depend on a random stranger to get back home. Since this literally ALWAYS happens all my friends and I have decided that she is getting a leash for the next time we go out and we are not even kidding. We are getting her one of the ones parents put on their little kids. I know its going to look absolutely crazy but maybe we will actually make it back home with her this time.