Soooooo, I'm happy that we get to blog about things because my life never fails to be interesting. And yes I'm a girl who loves bacon i.e; my alias name ilovebacon4. Since I've started school, I've made alot of random friends, which is good I guess even though I don't really like people, haha. I'm not a person who has to have alot of friends to have fun. I write, act, dance, and overall I just enjoy life. ANYWAYS, the main person I spend my time with is my roommate, who I've known since 6th grade and is freakin hilarious, so I'm never bored. But what I would really like this post to be about is guys...
Alright! So, although I have numerous stories about guys since I've moved here (I actually have numerous guy stories in general) I would like to share one specific one about a guy that lives in my dorm. This dude is tall, hot, blonde, has a gf (but who cares, right?) :) My roomate and I call him "Grin" now because of the story I'm about to share:
We were in our room, this past Saturday, and my roommate and I were pimping our big white freshman shirts from convocation cause they were ugly, to put things subtly. My roommate, her name is Loriel (i'm saying this because i'm tired of typing the word roommate), cut her shirt to the point where there was pretty much no shirt left, so she had to wear a bandeau underneath. The bandeau she got was so tight, there was no need for a bra. At this time, I was doing my laundry, so I was just killing time in our room by singing random songs and talking. At one point I was about to walk out of the room, and I was in the middle of singing a song from Les Miserables with all of my heart, when I opened the door to a smiling "Grin". "Grin" and I gave each other an awkward look and we both burst out laughing, and I closed my door, no words exchanged.
Before I opened the door again, I said, and I quote, "Loriel, we have a visitor." I open the door again and "Grin" is still standing there. Loriel, who happens to be infatuated with the guy, and stupid, leans back from around her closet door, still in her bandeau, and "Grin" who happened to be on the phone in front of our door (i'm still confused) completely stops his conversation and says, "Oh, Helllllooooo," and he just stood there and smiled at my half naked roommate. During this awkward moment, I walk past him and out the door to do my laundry, and just as I was about to run down the stairs to our laundry room, I turn to see him walking from our room door to the lobby (our room is literally right next to the lobby) with the biggest grin on his face (hence the new nick name Grin, get it?? ehh???) Anyways, that night after the game, a group of us from our dorm went to the river, and Loriel playfully confronted him about it, and he says NOTHING. Weird. Today, however, our room door was open because we were cleaning, and "Grin" and a group of his friends were walking by. He looks into our room, does a double take, and goes "Awww, no naked people??".......wtf.
The moral of this story is that guys are weird......and I have a good feeling it's only going to get more interesting from here.
Listen to the song I attached, it's funny.
~ilb4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UED4WqwNU1c
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